She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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