I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I just want nice things and good sex
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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