I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
people are starting to question the shark bite story
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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