More tranny stories later!
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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