barbara walters just said penis...
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I need moral support for this bender
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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