I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
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Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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