Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
