Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I came so hard my ears popped.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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