It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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