I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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