i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Randomize
