You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
