Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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