some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Randomize
