I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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