Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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