When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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