So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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