took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Randomize
