He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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