Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
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Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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