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My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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