At least make sure they are 18
Why
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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