Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
4 words: hood of his car
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Randomize
