Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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