did you get engaged???
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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