It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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