I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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