Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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