He asked me if I "almost moaned"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Green mimosas i think yes
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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