He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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