When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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