My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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