so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
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You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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