Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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