No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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