Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
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That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
MIDGETS
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He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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