We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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