yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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