I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Randomize
