is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
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