ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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