we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
You smell like stripper and shame
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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