So drunk its hurt
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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