it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I want to be your penis for a week.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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