She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
We left an ass print on the piano.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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