I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
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I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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