Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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