CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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