I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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