This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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