I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
