Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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