so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
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Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
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